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Hmmm [02 Aug 2005|05:01pm]

tweako
[ mood | creative ]

So even with all the complaints nobody wrote anything???

Well now that I'm back to studying I'm sure I'll wind up producing something rather than working on boring stuff.

New theme for August: Kinky

There something broad for you to all sink your teeth into. Have fun and remember the rules.

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Update [06 Jul 2005|08:44am]

tweako
[ mood | creative ]

Hello to all

We seem to be gathering new members which is of course a good thing and in return I'm now back to updating this community.

The theme for July shall be: Hot Steamy Holiday Romps

Submit any stories you wish relating to this but please remember to use a lj-cut.

Do people want us to turn this into a competition? Voting on the best story?
I'm not opposed to that but I think we need more members.

Bouncing boobies,
Hose Handler

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Note to Self [31 May 2005|11:43am]

tweako
[ mood | bouncy ]

BOOBIES!!!
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May [02 May 2005|09:50am]

tweako
[ mood | cheerful ]

Hello all,

The month of May is now upon us, welcome to our newest member and I'd also like to inform all members that they now have posting access which means, you can post up your own stories. There are however a few conditions:
1. They must correspond with the theme of the month (if a new theme has not been announced, then you can use the last theme)
2. Moderators: Hose Handler & Vincent Van Sexy have the ultimate decision over the posts, if we deem something to be unacceptable then it will be removed.
3. Unacceptable postings include:
a. Child Pornography
b. Beastiality
c. Photographs (unless they're stupid and tame, nothing explicit)
d. Racism
e. This list will be updated.
4. Please put stories behind an lj-cut, please refer to the LJ FAQ page if you are unsure what this is.

I am now requesting themes for the month of May. So please comment here with your theme ideas.

Kinkiness to all,
Hose Handler

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New Members [01 Apr 2005|08:17am]

tweako
[ mood | enthralled ]

Hello to our latest twisted perverts!

I do realise that it is now April and so far you have yet to see any p0rn. That will soon change as, I am halfway through my March story about two lesbians aptly named Cindy & Mindy.

Vincent Van Sexy has read the story and he agrees with me that it is extremely dirty and hot so, you should all be thrilled when you read it...that or extremely turned on.

This is no place for young children so I must please remind all people that they have to be over the age of 18 before they are permitted to become a member of this incredibly dirty community.

Nipple licks to all,
Hose Handler

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Theme [19 Mar 2005|03:40pm]

tweako
[ mood | creative ]

Hello all you little nasties

Vincent Van Sexy and I decided that the month of March will be based on lesbians. All tales you read here will therefore be lesbian orientated.

If you wish to have input on the themes, please become a member of ooooh_gosh and post a comment with your request. After all, we want to please the readers in more than the obvious way ;)

Enjoy life and be careful when playing with your wands.

- Hose Handler

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Welcome To Our World [17 Mar 2005|12:48pm]

tweako
[ mood | horny ]

Hello Dear Readers,

If you didn't get here through being a friend of either tweako (me) or danstan_nz (my partner in crime, SEX GOD Dan) then, you'll be expecting something completely different to what we have on offer. But take a peak and you may be suprised.

To everyone else, I'm glad you're all dirty little perverts who have nothing better to do than read this filth. We shall start distributing badges so as to further this cult.

Sincerely yours,

Jess AKA Hose Handler

PS: Daniel, you will need to come up with your pen name!!!

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